Blame the Cook

I have set up a few Google alerts for such things as Blakely, mandatory minimum sentence, and the like. Here's one I received today:

FBI: Man arrested at eatery had mouth full of heroin
Knoxville News Sentinel (subscription) - Knoxville,TN,USA

... Assistant US Attorney David Jennings said at a hearing in US District Court that Jaquez faces a mandatory minimum sentence of 10 years and as much as life in ...

If the headline is accurate, I hope they checked out the eatery. Is it a front? I have not read the actual article, since a subscription is required, but I'm left wondering what kind of food this eatery serves. Perhaps the arrested party should sue the eatery, and defend himself by blaming the Cook.